Gintama Rumble is set for release in Southeast Asia on January 18, 2018 and according to the press release sent to us by Bandai Namco, there's a nifty Day 1 Bonus Item that kinda looks like, well, it kinda looks like this:
Tell us that doesn't look like what we think it looks like, which is two balls and a shaft. In truth though, it's the "Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon," which Bandai Namco assures us was the bonus item top voted by fans and gamers. We looked it up and this is a real thing, and unfortunately accurate in its phallic likeness.
Gintama Rumble is a cel-shaded action game based on the anime Gintama. Set in an alternate 17th century Japan in which aliens invade and young samurai fight back, Gintama Rumble will "allow players to take on the role of familiar characters in their battles against countless enemies and enjoy the exhilarating fast-paced rumble action to the fullest."
Featuring an eight chapter story mode, Gintama Rumble will be available both physically and digitally for the PlayStation 4 when it launches in Singapore, Malaysia, Thailand, Indonesia and the Philippines in January 18 next year.